Que Fuckin' Paso ?

Whatever the fuck happened ?!

I was living a regular style saturday - basically slackin' all day. My friend Miss France & her roommate Miss Photo both invited me over for supper, and since I'm pretty fuckin' broke, I went. I had to finish some "exclusive songs CD's" for my set this evening - I also DJ, for those here who don't know me - so I brought my laptop over and it was all good, laying on the sofa, waiting for the risotto to be ready.

This huge rock n' roll DJ dude also came over, he spent all evening looking at rock stars pictures in a book. He was funny - from Abitibi, and scared shitless of his own shadow.

I went to the Gala Révélation afterwards, at Théâtre St-Denis. Don't be fooled - I didn't pay. It's just that Miss Fashion was supposed to sing there, and Miss Photo had some tickets & invited me. We arrived a bit late and didn't have time to see Miss Fashion perform her Moulin Rouge routine, because I had to be at a party I was spinning at pretty early, to fix the sound system. We basically left after seeing an army of clones perform the same old tired québécois crappy "songs" dressed in evening gowns and high heels - that was the fun part.

I hopped in my super mega car and went cruising St-Laurent, and just in front of the place I was spinning at, some guys & girls were shooting a movie. Very fuckin' nice : no place to park anywhere !

So I did my setup and waited, and waited. And also waited. The place slowly filled up, and I finally got to sneak behind the decks. Kickin' shit up with Cosmo Vitelli's "I Like to Move it Move it", I followed with several hits, driving the dancers into a frenzy, playin' shit like Franz & Shape's "Countach" or Tiga's latest "You're Gonna Want Me". The place went particularly nuts during LCD Soundsystem's "Tribulations" (Tiga's Out of the Trance Closet Mix), when some fool stepped on a wire and I had to play it from the beginning again - fact is, it's not out on vinyl yet.

I also whipped some asses with Visage Vs Michael Jackson's "Fade to Bad", which is a sure crowd pleaser. I even made people dance to Sismic Music's "It Can't Come Quickly Enough", that I mixed with Arcade Fire's "Tunnels", my last song, a song that sent these bearded, glasses-wearing long-haired art students to heaven.

Other highlights include people from the office showing up, Timberlake Vs Technotronic, a couple of cute chicks, and the DJ's after me playing italo disco - !!! - and beginning their set with Kiko's upgrade of Mr. Flagio's "Take a Chance".

Now listen to this :

I was told by some guy that all the girls would be after me, and it obviously wasn't the case on the dancefloor, after I was done. Ah, art students. The girls remaining in the area were either old fuckfriends I wasn't interested in anymore, girls I didn't want to touch with a ten foot pole, or chicks with boyfriends. BUT ! As I was dancing towards the end, this REALLY CUTE brunette showed up and started looking at me. We danced. We got closer. I touched her. She french kissed me.

Was this the start of a long friendship ?

Even as I write these words I can't believe what happened. She was with an older friend, and since I wanted to leave ASAP with the cute one, I suggested we get the fuck out. I unplugged my stuff, said goodbye, and let the older gal drive my car since I was pretty fuckin' drunk. Her car was parked at the cute one's (let's call her Miss Art, shall she ever reappear here) place and she left when we got there.

I stayed for the night, and Miss Art, pretending she was soaked with paint, threw all her clothes in the washing machine (not Tomas Anderson's one, alas) and was basically in her Eve outfit before I could even react.