Physicality

I believe that a human being needs physical contacts. Even an asexual needs a hug from time to time. And a supercharged testosterone fueled alpha male like me needs his share of the "piece of ass" that is the feminine pool. It's crude, but true. My eyes go from booty to cleavage without ever stopping on the wall, and they never rest. I'm always on the lookout, my radar patrolling the zone 24/7, and I'm so easy-going it's almost scary.

UQAM is one hell of a task to attend. I have a crush in every goddamn course I'm attending. The warm, genuine smiles I'm receiving from cute girls half my age, the enthousiasm, and the POSSIBILITIES. Makes me feel dizzy.

Physicality produces electricity. A human being can turn into an animal when he touches something - or someone, mostly - he likes. Girls you never thought you'd be into, and always spoke with - or watched - from a distance can turn into the onject of your lust once some kind of "contact" is established. You lose it. Lose your head, your cool, and your calculations. You just go with the moment and sometimes commit mistakes you will not be able to repair.

But what the hell ? What can feel better than being totally sober, alone somewhere with a girl you never imagined you could be with, playin' around, flirting, starting to touch... Touch is everything - hell, it's essential. Michael Mayer knew it best. So you're somewhere with someone - whoever - you suddenly start to like. Of course, you can flirt with words... but nothing sends you into a high-kickin' erectional state like TOUCH. And once the blood is flowing in your cock and you can feel your heart beat in your tool, it's often too late to go back.

The kick of novelty - being with a new girl & all - has something to do with the excitement, of course, but most of the "new" sensations you are experiencing, when you're still eager enough not to bee too jaded about the whole experience, mostly comes from the feeling at your fingertips.

I remember lots of nasty things crossed my mind over the years every time some new girl would, accidentally or not, put her skin against mine. Imagine what it feels like for horny tennis instructors !!

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Germany's Get Physical Music is a label I highly respect. Co-owned by DJ T and the guys from Booka Shade & M.A.N.D.Y., they mostly put out vinyls with this rich and distinctive analog sound. All the tracks are recorded in the same studio, giving them a unique vibe, and they recently put out a gem called the "Body Language" mix.

This is a mix you can listen to in your car, windows rolled up, in the middle of the Ville-Marie tunnel. You get a certain submarine feel, something aquatic, like swimming to the beat. Booka Shade's "Mandarine Girl" kicks things in high gear and from then on, the energy level goes through the roof, but in a subtle way, like Jackie Chan going through a roof without breaking any of his body parts.

The best thing I can think about right now is meeting a girl, and bringing her back to my place while listening to Chelonis R. Jones' "I Don't Know". And then putting on "Body Language" once home, and watch her strip during the first two tracks. Then, touch the various parts of her probably amazing body during the rest of the mix, and hopefully getting to do it all over again as often as possible.

Olivia Newton John is gettin' old, ya know.