Undersleeping is the new extreme sport

Just when you thought you knew everything about trends & stuff, that crazes couldn't go any crazyer, here comes the latest one : sleep deprivation.

Here at Porn Science, we always aim to please, and we also have a constant worry of keeping our readers (yeah, you) updated about what's going on in the world today, because frankly, we know that y'all ain't doin' much to achieve this on your own. So I looked into the craze myself, yesterday, after seeing Tommie Sunshine DJ at SAT's VOYEUR launch. Truth is, I didn't really see him, since I was piss drunk, but I paid my ticket like anybody else that was there, so I have a right to pretend, no ?

Anyway, when we got outta there I went to eat pizza with Miss Bijoux, Mr. Finances, Rocker & Hugotron, and then I went home. I uploaded the pictures I had taken earlier on my laptop, and realised that I had taken 121. Even while looking at them, I hard a hard time remembering everything. I didn't go to sleep right away because I had to drink LOTS of water to avoid puking. The 99 cents pizza + the "Perrier Fluo" that I drank afterwards didn't really get along inside my stomach.

I fell asleep at 5 and woke up at 8 this morning, since I had to work.

I just finished drinking my first coffee and it feels OK. But I might yell a bit before the day ends, my friends.

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Tonight, at Zoobizarre, Omnikron are launching their new EP, "24 Pouces Glacés". Word is it's gonna be packed. I hate the place. Looks like a cavern, filled to the lid with smoking retards. Go ahead and blame me.

I like my space fresh & non-smoking. I like my dancefloor spacy and silky smooth. I like a coat check, too. Even if you have to pay for it, at least you don't have to pile up your stuff somewhere, carry it around, watch it all evening long and finally pick it up stinky and stained with bar scum & beer & puke.

But the Piknic Élektronic has been cancelled due to our "tropical" winter. Today almost felt like a summer day. Summer daze. I was coming to work earlier and I couldn't see any snow. Feels like Vancouver, only less boring.

So... if I wanna do something else than grab my balls tonight (or let somebody else grab 'em for me, which is always better) I better head off to Beaubien's shit hole and bounce my ass to the beats. Québec Grimecrunkers, here I fuckin' come.