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Friday, October 07, 2005

Sur ton Visage in St-Henri

The kids are alright. It was all happening @ Bistrot Va-et-Vient yesterday. Omnikrom & Gatineau were supposed to set the place on fire. Gatineau never received that much praise or attention : there was a feature article in Montreal's Ici & Voir, as well as several mentions that it was THE show to see on this typical october Montreal evening.

The problem, according to my p'tit doigt, being that St-Henri is fuckin' far from the rest of humanity, and that 12$ to get in is a bit too much to shell out for the entrance fees when you're not Jesus fuckin' Christ Superstar. Gatineau's audience is young, and poor, and the guest list was longer than any fat guy's grocery list that evening. They didn't make the big bucks out of the boys, let's say.

So... everybody was pissed that the place was half empty. It was intimate, it was surreal. Brutall promised me I'd like the part where he appears. He told me that the guys from Malajube as well as The Hot Springs were coming over.

One of the guy from Omnikrom (the small guy with the beer belly) had the greatest girlfriend ever. Black haired vixen. Too bad she's taken.

So the show went nice. Omnikrom's official security guy, Jean-Bar(re ?), had a cold. He looked pissed. They made scat jokes. Gatineau came on after much "waiting for more people to show up". I was having fun with Miss Mile End, and drank two pints. During Gatineau I was taking pictures, and this cute little blonde chick started smiling at me. We chit chatted a bit and when Brutall arrived on stage for his Mc Brutall routine dressed only in his cagoule & some brown underwear, it was a riot. However, at the end of the show, the girl went sitting with a ponytailed Dungeons & Dragons player and she never even looked at me afterwards. I was disappointed.

I was describing to a young chick how much I was disappointed when a girl came to Brutall to tell him how much she loved the show. I took her picture and said : "I'll add this to your groupies scrapbook !".

She came to me saying she wasn't very photogenic - tho she seemingly was cute - and we started talking. She works in a kindergarten. She told me she had nice breasts and nice shoulders, and I wanted to see. We joked & the body language book was easy to read. So we decided to go some other place to have a drink. However, I had some people to give rides to, and there wasn't enough place left in my bollide for her friend & her.

It dragged on so much that I decided to leave. I took Miss Mile End & Brutall's friend home and on our way we passed in front of Miss Kindergarten & her friend, and I stopped by to ask them what they were doing. They were looking for a cab to go to Edgar Hypertaverne. I told them I'd see them over there.

I arrived in front of the place and found a parking spot, and sat on a bench to wait for them. I waited & waited... and finally, as I was about to leave, they came out of the place ! When Miss Kindergarten saw me, she jumped on my back and then french kissed me. I guess she was happy to see me. I was really surprised that they were there faster than me ! I'll never know how they managed to do it, but we went to Baracca instead, because they claimed it was boring at Edgar's. No kidding...

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