So Many Adventures...

...and so little time to narrate them.

Yes, many things happened to me since my last post, on Thursday.  I've been teleported into a party dimension, a good times trap, and even though I didn't get to meet Capitaine Cosmos, I saw glimpses of his glittery uniform, here and there, all week-end long.  I also met a Russian Captain and a Skye pilot.  My liver filed a lawsuit against me, and we're going to court in September.

It is kind of difficult to remember everything that went on.  Places I went, things I did, some of them sober, some of them slouched.  I was lucky enough to BE two different guys, at times.  My girlfriend didn't like all of it, of course.

Just to open the peace talks between you and me, let me tell you about my heresies :



1 - I started to watch William Malone's CREATURE on my old VHS, just to get rid of it afterwards.  It took a couple of shots, and to this day I still haven't finished it.  One reason being that it's not very good.  I mainly picked it up because Klaus Kinski was in it, and so far he must have been there a total of 4 minutes.  The plot is similar to the one in Bava's PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES, and the overall aesthetics reminded me of the former, without its 60's grace.  People landing in a strange land discover weird squeletons, and start turning against each others.  In this one, though, there's a slimy creature walking around and killing them as well.  And the "creature" of the title suspiciously looks like the one in ALIEN.



2 - I have started to watch URGA and I'm not planning on finishing it.  Things is... I have a VHS recorded when the movie played Canal D, it's grainy, and dubbed in french.  The russian guy is voiced by Bernard Fortin and that's the worst job I've ever heard.  So it's kind of a torture to go through it any longer.  Sorry, I tried.

I'll also let you know everything about my crazy clubber's week-end, as another one is coming up already, and I don't want to accumulate the evidence against me.

In the meantime, have a blast - and let the dynamite workers have one too !