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Saturday, April 15, 2006

Animal Instinct

We humans, as the natural offsprings of old timer monkeys, have evolved, of course, but we still have some very animalistic tendencies. In sexual mating as in drinking, we ressemble our simiesque cousins.



Spring is almost there, even tho it rains. The sun will shine, and mini-skirts will grow out of the sidewalk cracks. Cleavages will start blooming and our eyes will burn. Like watching a treasure chest, really. I wish this weather could last forever. Without having to move to Miami.

I hope the animal in me does not hang out too long. Or too much. I'll be at the bar, waiting for an expensive drink, if you need me.

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Wes Craven has been swallowed whole by Hollywood - beware of a holy whore. His most recent productions smelled like moneygrabbing attempts at keeping it big, and RED EYE is no exception. However, when something honest is done, we have to acknowledge it. We cannot judge a movie by its artisans, can we ?



So here's a nice thriller about a hitman trying to pull a trick to a chick taking the "red eye", an overnight flight that's probably cheaper by the dozen. You get lots of conversations in the same location (here the plane seat, as opposed to the phone booth in... PHONE BOOTH) and all the action happens at the end of the flick. It's explosive, it's brutal, it's a surprise. Cillian Murphy has some icy blue eyes and a brit pop / hipster haircut, and the movie only lasts 85 minutes. Why deny the fun of it all ?

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I just learned that the long-promised Muslim Free Press, due to be launched on April 15th, will only be distributed in Montreal in a mosque located on Jean-Talon. Yeah, sure, I'll go this far just to pick it up. The Toronto bi-weekly's initial press run is 5 000, and the publishers hope to see this grow to 500 000 copies in a few months, to deserve the whole canadian muslin community. Considering the effectiveness of their distribution, I doubt it will work. I was curious to see what a muslim paper & perspective looked like... maybe next time ?

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Tonight, at SAT, new yorkers Domie le Touch & Oliver T. Class will rock your asses if you dare showing up. Dr. Octoboobies (Raf from the now defunct "Disko Akimbo" Mirror column) and Jordan Dare open.



So yeah, for a mere 15$ at the door, you will get two fabulous DJ's who know how to keep a party's flame burning. They represent their label, of course (A Touch of Class), and they mix faster than their shadows. I have seen them DJ before (at Neon Loves valentine in '04) and I've never been the same since then.

Miss it at your own peril.

3 Comments:

Blogger Patrick said...

Told ya you'd like RED EYE. An honest thriller.

12:24 AM

 
Blogger benjamAnt said...

The movie even lasts 76 minutes, without the end credits and the company logo at the beginning! But a good surprise indeed. I found "Cursed" so miserable that I thought to myself "there's no way in hell that I'll ever watch another Wes Craven movie in this lifetime", but now I know that the equally miserable Weinstein brothers at Miramax were behind it all, so I'm glad that I gave Red Eye a chance. A neat little thriller, a Cillian Murphy as insane as in the last 15 minutes of "28 Days", and clocking at just under 80 minutes, no time to get bored. Good job Crave.

4:56 PM

 
Blogger benjamAnt said...

Hahhahhhhhaaaah... "28 Days LATER" that is, not "28 Days" with Sandra Bullock (and a pre-LOTR fame Viggo Mortensen,...).

Though it would have been kinda cool to see Cillian go all-out psycho and fuck things up at the rehab center,... :o)

5:03 PM

 

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